Inauguration (ceremonial blog defacement)

See the blog, shiny and new. It sits in the driveway, odometer holding steady at 0 miles. What a shame it will be when it loses its new blog smell and worse when it encounters its first rogue shopping cart. It's only a matter of time -- the suspense is killing me.
	See the ball-peen hammer. One little dent will break the tension by casting aside the burden of perfection. After the first dent who cares about all of the insults to come? After the inauguration bring it on! Wood, rocks or manure. It makes no difference.
Let's see. How about the left panel towards the rear? Ponk!